Commandments of the Geek World - Ver 10.1

Picked up the latest edition of Business and Economy and found a very interesting and funny stuff from it.Everyone right from 18(or less) to 50(or more) is on the internet and are becoming more and more geeky.So keeping the so called GEEKY audience in mind,below is the list of Commandments of the Geek World...Read it and I am sure,it would bring a smile on your face(just as it did on mine) :

1. Thou shalt not leave the cubicle without thy's Palmtop
2. Thou shalt always upgrade needless software to look busy
3. Thou shalt sigh loudly for effect,giving the impression that thou art under pressure
4. Thou shalt ask silly questions that are already explained in the manual book
5. Thou shalt program bugs
6. Thou shalt remember the E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
7. Thou shalt not crave for thy colleague's faster CPU
8. Thou shalt always remember that computer is mightier than the pen,the sword and the programmer too
9. Thou shalt remember to err is human and to blame thy computer is,but natural
10. Thou shalt not think twice about the social consequences about the virus thou code
11. Thou shalt obey these laws or be spammed into the next generation